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App-Controlled · Couples
Buy ItLovense Lush 4
Lovense · $129
The app got a real overhaul and it shows. Long-distance has never felt this immediate. We tested it across a weekend. Neither of us slept much.
BDSM · Restraint
Buy ItUTIMI Bondage Set — 11pc
UTIMI · $38
Surprisingly well-constructed for the price. The leather isn't thin. The hardware doesn't squeak. We were skeptical. We were wrong.
Male Devices · Prostate
With CaveatsAneros Helix Syn Trident
Aneros · $44
Patience required. The learning curve is real and the manual is useless. Once you figure it out though — the cult following makes sense.
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